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16 October 2009 @ 10:30 am
I WROTE ATLANTIS DRABBLE!  
I WAS LOOKING BACK ON OLD POSTS THE OTHER DAY, WHEN I CAME ACROSS A DRABBLE I WROTE(LINKED BELOW) AND I SAW THE PART "RODNEY: WOW.. THIS IS BETER THAN A SOAP OPERA!"  AND FIGURED WHY NAWT WRITE IT AS A SOAP OPERA!? AND THEN AFTER SEING A YOUTUBE VID(ALSO LINKED BELOW) I REALIZED I HAD TO REWRITE IT A BIT...
http://community.livejournal.com/capslock_gate/2492.html#cutid1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxME35i8gWk


CHEESEY ANOUNCER GUY: "LAST TIME ON LOLZ OF OUR LIVES: BOTH JOHN AND TEYLA CONFESSED TO BEING PREGNANT, BOTH BY DR. BECKETT. JOHN WANTS TO NAME HIS BABY PATRICK  AND RONON IS SELFISH WITH  HIS OLIVE JUICE. - WHAT? WHO WRITES THIS CRAP!?" AND WHY AM I COVERED IN CHEESE?

ICHBINFLIEGEN: *GLARE* KEEP TO THE SCRIPT!

ANOUNCER GUY: AND NOW, BACK TO 'LOLZ OF OUR LIVES!'

JOHN AND TEYLA: *ARE FIGHTING*

TEYLA: *GRABS JOHN BY THE HAIR* BITCH WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE TRYIN TO STEAL MY MAN>?!

JOHN: YOUR MAN? I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU EVEN KNOW IT'S HIS, I MEAN YOU'RE ALWAYS DRUNK AND WILLING TO SLEEP WITH ANYTHIG THAT HAS A DICK!

DR. BECKETT: WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT TEYLA'S WEE ONE?

JOHN: WELL, YOU SEE, IT'S KINDA LIKE...

RODNEYl *RUNS TWARDS THEM WITH A PILLOW STUFFED UP HIS SHIRT* CARSON, THANK GOD I FOUND YOU! IM PREGNANT, AND IT'S YOURS.

JOHN AND TEYLA: SCIENTIST SAY WHAT?

DR. BECKETT: @___@ >_<  IM GOING TO GO TO...

RONON: DR. BECKETT, GREAT TO SEE YOU, IM PREGNANT, AND IT'S YOURS.

DR. BECKETT: *FACEPALM*

ANOUNCER: THIS GOES ON FOR HOURS, PEOPLE APPROCHING DR. BECKETT, INFORMING HIM HE HAS IMPREGNATED THEM, EVENTUALY IT GOT WORSE..

DR. BECKETT: *IN THE MESS* WHY DID I HAVE TO FUCK EVERYOUNE IN ATLANTIS?! :(

HERMIOD: DR BECKETT YOU HAVE IPREGNATED ME.

DR BECKETT: 0________0 WE NEVER HAD SEX! DO YOU EVEN HAVE A... OH  YOU DO BUT I THOUGHT ASGUARDS COULDENT REPRODUSE

HERMIOD: >:( IT'S A CLONE! *STORMS OFF*

JOE JONAS: DR. BECKETT, I HAVE URGENT NEWS! I'M PREGNANT AND IT'S YOURS.

DR. BECKETT: YOU'RE NOT EVEN ON THIS SHOW YA BLOODY WANKER!

CLONE BECKETT: DR. BECKETT, SO GLAD I FOUND YOU! I'M PREGNANT AND IT'S YOURS!

DR. BECKET: @_______________________________________@

ANOUNCER: IT WAS TOO MUCH TO BEAR, SO DR. BECKETT GOT ON THE INTERCOM TO APPOLOGIZE FOR IMPREGNATINING THEM. THIS SHOCKET EVERYONE GREATLY, FOR HE HAD ALSO APPOLOGIZED FOR SLEEPING WITH EVRYONE, A FACT THAT WAS UNKNOWN TO MOST. ANGRY AT DR. BECKETT, THE PEOPLE OF ATLANTIS DECIDED NOT TO INFORM HIM IT WAS A PRANK, HE'D FIGURE IT OUT EVENTUALY. ONLY 7 PEOPLE IN ATLANTIS WERE ACTUALY IMPREGNATED BY DR. BECKETT'S 'SUPER SPERM' TOSE PEOPLE BEING; TEYLA, JOHN, CLONE BECKETT, HERMIOD, WOLSEY, RONON, AND JOE JONAS

ALSO JUST A QUESTION, IF IT WERE POSIBLE FOR THE REAL BECKETT TO KNOCK UP THE CLONE BECKET(OR VISE VERSA) WOULD THAT BABY ALSO BE A BECKET CLONE?




 
 
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